FAKE FILM MEME
B E C A U S E I C O U L D N O T S T O P F O R D E A T H
for the request of jkrfan7
“He kindly stopped for me.”
One day Hades (Armitage), God of the Underworld, saw Persephone (Turner) and instantly fell in love with her.
He confided his secret in his brother Zeus, asking for help, so the two of them concocted a plan to trap her. As Persephone played with her companions, they caused the ground to split underneath her.
Persephone slipped beneath the Earth and Hades stole her to the Underworld where he made her his wife.
The myth says that Persephone was very unhappy, but after much time, she came to love the cold-blooded Hades and lived happily with him.
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